
An annual pub crawl that's so much more. Santa's Rules from the SatnaConNYC website:
- Santa looks like Santa. HOLIDAY APPAREL IS MANDATORY. A Santa hat is not enough. Get a Santa suit. Buy a Santa suit. Make a Santa suit. Steal a Santa suit. Just don't wear your fucking jeans.
- Santa acts like Santa. Be jolly. Belly-laugh.
- Santa doesn't seek media attention. "Ho-ho-ho" is good. "Publicity ho" is lame.
- Don't be "that" Santa. Your friends want to have fun, not scrape the puke outta your beard or prevent your wasted ass from wandering into traffic.
- Santa does not make children cry (unless they whine, snivel, or otherwise deserve it). Really - If you see kids, give them nice toys, candy, or something pleasant. Feel free to urinate on the parents. Tourists fall somewhere in between the two -- adjust depending on their attitude.
- Santa doesn't get arrested. Please remember the FOUR FUCKS:
- Don't fuck with kids.
- Don't fuck with cops.
- Don't fuck with security.
- Don't fuck with Santa.